First of all, watch this video. It'll get your blood boiling.
God-motherfucking-damn it! The Christ-eating Catholic fucking church spends half a million dollars just to sway public opinion. Why do I hate religion? This is fucking why. Because there is no reason at all to restrict gay marriage without religion. None. The weak bullshit excuses that it isn't normal or historical or natural are worthless. So "traditional marriage" is exclusively between one man and one woman? First of all, that's complete bullshit - historically speaking marriage has been between one man and dozens of women or girls. And in many places today it still is. But even if marriage had always been truly one man and one woman - so fucking what? Change the definition! It isn't hard to do. If King David had hundreds of wives (it was a different time, defenders say) then who's to say that today King David shouldn't have a husband too?
But there's no reasoning with them. Or with you, if any gay marriage opponents are reading this (doubtful). But if any Christians do read this, please tell me what reason you have for opposing gay marriage. And if it involves homosexuality being "an abomination" then you lose! Unless you own slaves and beat your children, in which case you're a good Christian. Keep up the good work, you good and faithful servant.
But aaaaarrgh! You fuckers! You know that you're on the wrong side of history, right? In fifty years when gay marriage is accepted you'll be looked on with revulsion and all of your good deeds will be marred by your work in this matter.
Assholes. You completely ruined my week!